Elijahisms

As we are driving down the road the other day, out of the blue Elijah says, "Mom, you’re pretty! You are as pretty as a cow!"
Gee, thanks.


Car turn signal is known as a "click clocker" which he is constantly reminding me to use when I fail to use it properly.


Playing pretend power rangers the other night, I had to take a break. I sat down on the couch and he didn't like that too well. Exasperated, he threw his hands in the air and said, "Come on old woman! Get up and fight!"