- Elijah: Mom, are you going the speed lemon?
- While pretending to be a Ninja Turtle...
Elijah: I can beat any adversary that comes my way.
Mom and myself: Spewing coke out the nose and laughing hysterically.
- Eiijah: Wanna play tip-tap-toe?
Family life, daily thoughts, and the many moods of me
He cracks me up. I still love that he burned me at McDonald's by telling me to read the directions to figure out the transformer.....
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